The other week my preschool son and I were shopping at the huge Stuff Mart. I was filling water bottles and my son was standing on top of the seat of the shopping cart.
Then, a Stuff Mart associate walked by. Seeing my son standing, she stopped and said, "Young man, you can't do that. You need to sit down. Otherwise, you could get hurt."
My son sat down, turned to the lady who was now walking away, and muttered to himself in anger,
"No birthday cake for you!"