A woman once asked a Bible teacher, "What's your view on the end times? Are you a premillennialist, an amillennialist, or a postmillennialist? I want to know before I listen to you speak."
After a few moments of reflection, the Bible teacher answered, "I'm a pan-millennialist."
"A pan-millennialist?" The woman responded. "I've never heard of that view before. What is it?"
The Bible teacher replied, "It's confidence in God that it'll all pan out in the end."