How to Warm a Cold Sanctuary

It was a tad chilly in our sanctuary during worship yesterday morning. When I came in early, I found the thermostat set at 70, but the temperature at 60. No one could figure out the problem, so we endured the cold.

But before the service started, someone told me, "Pastor, I know how you can warm up the sanctuary."

I was all ears, so I said, "how?"

He replied, "Just preach some hell, fire, and brimstone!"